Tuesday, 8 May 2012
Today revolved around shit - or - as I am learning to call it - faecal matter.
10am - 4pm. Scraped it from the floor of a friends flat in the company of two jolly Ghanians, paid for from the austerity budget of Camden Social Services.
4.30 - 5.30 pm Discussed with medically qualified people how best to remove shit from said friends blocked bowel.
7pm - 8pm Talked to my bank.
I know who is the biggest shit.
And now I'm going to have my tea.
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