Tuesday, 8 May 2012

Shit happens

Today revolved around shit - or - as I am learning to call it - faecal matter.

10am - 4pm.  Scraped it from the floor of a friends flat in the company of two jolly Ghanians, paid for from the austerity budget of Camden Social Services.

4.30 - 5.30 pm Discussed with medically qualified people how best to remove shit from said friends blocked bowel.

7pm - 8pm  Talked to my bank.

 I know who is the biggest shit.

And now I'm going to have my tea.

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