The email said :
Some twat nicked my mobile from the shop today.
Oops, what I meant say, was;
A deprived member of the underclass whose need for a mobile was greater than mine relieved me of... blah , blah, blah.
Of course I hadn't backed up my contacts.
If you ever want me to call you again please reply to this email with any or all of the phone numbers I might reach you on.
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