Saturday, 7 January 2012

Ano-brachial insertion

As I write this I have little idea, nay, no idea, whether or not, you as reader, are seeking a partner with whom you may engage in ano-bracial insertion. For the less initiated, if you want to get fisted, or indeed fist somebody, then please go ahead. It's not illegal. Feel free. It might hurt. It might be uncomfortable. It might be the best thing you've ever done.

What I do know is that as the result of a woefully under reported verdict delivered at Southwark Crown Court today (thereby setting precedent) if you do so, film it, record it, offer it for sale on a DVD, you will NOT go to prison. Whilst most of you reading this will feel uncomfortable and embarrassed (to say nothing of a tightening of the rectum and/or vagina), you ought to feel liberated.

Because somebody called Micheal Peacock chose freedom over oppression, chose joy over condemnation, chose us over him, YOU have the right tonight, not to film yourself being fisted and sell the DVD. Not because you are scared of the Law, but because you CHOOSE not to. Micheal, I rejoice. For you and for us, I wish you well. Oh, and my phone number is 07833 ******

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