Saturday, 5 May 2012

Whisky Galore

Today I sold Compton Mackenzie's ten volume autobiography. Yes, you heard that right, ten volumes.

To those who ask, "What did we do before Facebook?" the answer is simple.

We wrote ten volume autobiographies.

I've never read a ten volume autobiography. Neither have I read anybody's complete Facebook timeline.

Were I to do either, I expect I would enjoy the former more.

Incidentally, the purchaser said he had heard of Facebook, but never actually looked at it.

I like my customers.

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