Look relaxed, calm and disinterested.
Wait. Wait some more. And then some.
Pretend to do something else. Then wait some more.
Eventually a gentleman caller will pass by. Glance. Look away. Glance again. Then wait.
The gentleman caller will turn round and come back.
Brief pleasantries will be exchanged and then Bang! Bit of moaning, bit of squeaking. All over.
Was it worth it? I don't know.
But I expect the cat will be out doing it again tomorrow.
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